So one of my Friends IM’s me on AIM and I thought I would share the convo.

AFriendofMine: hey
*** Auto-response sent to AFriendofMine: I am currently away from the computer.
Mike (me): hey
AFriendofMine: so, random sex question
Mike (me): ok
AFriendofMine: (myfriendsgirlfriendsname)s is coming over right after I get home
AFriendofMine: but I gotta take a shit
AFriendofMine: prolly won’t have time to shit/shower, which is what I usually do
Mike (me): so take the shit
AFriendofMine: shit, then use baby wipes?
Mike (me): just wash your ass
AFriendofMine: we’re both really horny, so we’re gonna maul each other the minute she gets there
Mike (me): baby wipes is good
Mike (me): I am so editing your sn out and posting this convo lol
AFriendofMine: remove the name (myfriendsgirlfriendsname)s too
Mike (me): lol will do
AFriendofMine: here’s another random question
AFriendofMine: is it weird that I can’t stop sniffing my fingers?
AFriendofMine: like
AFriendofMine: I shower, wash my hands, use purel, etc
AFriendofMine: but her smell is still there
AFriendofMine: and I compulsively sniff my fingers all day long
Mike (me): obessive cumpulsive?
Mike (me): com*
AFriendofMine: I mean, not in a crazy way
AFriendofMine: but throughout the day, a couple dozen times
Mike (me): probably just a bad habbit you have taken on
Mike (me): you need to do something that might force you to stop doing that
AFriendofMine: I can stop
Mike (me): like putting something smelly on your finger tips
AFriendofMine: should the smell wash off?
AFriendofMine: I do it very subtly
Mike (me): what are you sniffing for though
Mike (me): smell of sex? or to see if you smell bad
AFriendofMine: her smell
Mike (me): your in love
AFriendofMine: definitely smitten
Mike (me): get like a hankie thats hers
AFriendofMine: I meant
AFriendofMine: the smell of her hoo-ha
Mike (me): ohhhh
Mike (me): your just horny
Mike (me): it will pass
AFriendofMine: yeah
Mike (me): few months
AFriendofMine: constantly
Mike (me): maybe a year
Mike (me): your a 29???? year old who recently lost it
AFriendofMine: technically, I was still 28
AFriendofMine: only by 5 days
Mike (me): you will get over it in a few weeks
AFriendofMine: bummer
Mike (me): you will eventually train your self that the smell isnt really there
AFriendofMine: yeah
Mike (me): (FriendsNickName) likes hoohaas
Mike (me): see i would say you have issues if you said you were scratching your ass prior to the finger sniffing
AFriendofMine: been through a box and a half of large condoms since 2 mondays ago