So my nails need a little maintenance, and I plan to get a manicure today.

But I thought I would tell you guys a funny story from the last time I got a manicure.

It was about 3 weeks ago, actually longer it was 2 days before I went to Florida and that was on June 2nd so nearly a month. I went to get a manicure at a nail salone in downtown Brooklyn, I’ve been there before they know me. They also do feet and massages. Any freaking way.

So I am sitting there getting my nails done, behind me is the pedicure benches and I can see them through a mirror in front of me but behind the lady doing my nails.

Suddenly a man comes in and they sit him at the pedicure station and he takes his shoes and socks off. About a minute or so later the little Korean lady sits in front of him looks at his foot and starts to scream.

“ME NO DO YOU, ME NO DO YOU, YUCK ME NO DO YOU, YOU FEET NASTY YOU LEAVE ME NO DO YOU”

The dude turned red, I never seen a black dude turn so red in my life. He put his sock and shoe back on so fast that I didn’t even notice when he got up and left because I was cracking up.